So far 2005 has brought me:
- 6 text messages in the middle of the night. People wishing me Happy New Year at 3.30am because their text messages did not get through around midnight. Fuck off. Some people actually sleep after midnight on New Years Night! (JD: Miserable much?)
- A hole in my bathroom wall when I slipped on the floor after my shower, falling flat on my arse and putting my foot through the plaster.
- A broken bracelet from hugging my girlfriend when trying to find consolation for my horrible fall....
Yeah....happy new year my arse!!
- 6 text messages in the middle of the night. People wishing me Happy New Year at 3.30am because their text messages did not get through around midnight. Fuck off. Some people actually sleep after midnight on New Years Night! (JD: Miserable much?)
- A hole in my bathroom wall when I slipped on the floor after my shower, falling flat on my arse and putting my foot through the plaster.
- A broken bracelet from hugging my girlfriend when trying to find consolation for my horrible fall....
Yeah....happy new year my arse!!
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